burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
sarvel: I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud...
haitianpastor: No nigga in the world was ever more loyal than Sam from Lord of The Rings. Son nearly got murked by a spider trying to save Frodo’s ass. That’s friendship I am not capable of.
kurticedout: THERE IS A (BASED) GOD
UGLY AS SIN: Lol yo →
haitianpastor: I was talking to this shorty for probably a month, & I finally planned in her coming to my crib. The night before she talking some real freaky shit & all this business she wanna do to my dick & whatnot. Obviously, I’m getting very excited. Next day she comes over & she starts…
I graduate I’m heading back to ny to restart my life I leave my parents June is gonna be sweet.
l7one: xn—b6h: accelll: This is a woman dancing on butter. I just want to know the story behind this. it’s a performance art piece. she kept trying
everythingyoulovetohate: v-ruiz: dercreepmeiser: prepareforkombat: backtotheagony: mostannoyingsoundintheworld: God dammit. i’m fucking dying This is real. omg I can’t handle this HAHA WHAT IN THE WORLD! IS THIS REAL LIFE! ALKJBALKDJFB;LKJASFLK;DJBAL;D
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
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Find what you love and let it kill you.– Charles Bukowski (via spirituality-and-beyond)
Never give children a chance of imagining that anything exists in isolation....– Aldous Huxley (via matthejew)